the trees at school smell like semen and pancake...
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Happy 39th Birthday Dita Von Teese!
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If all my teachers sounded like Alan Rickman, I'd...
CORRECTION: If all my teachers LOOKED like Alan Rickman, I would be getting an A
SYCAMORE WITH UNICORN CORE. 11 1/4 INCHES. SLIGHTLY SPRINGY :3 Sycamore The sycamore makes a questing wand, eager for new experience and losing brilliance if engaged in mundane activities. It is a quirk of these handsome wands that they may combust if allowed to become ‘bored,’ and many witches and wizards, settling down into middle age, are disconcerted to find their trusty wand...