October 2010
OCTOPI SHOULD NEVER DIE. →
SO
My boyfriend and I went to safeway last night at around midnight because I was having mad craving for mini eclairs. Right next to the bakery section is the condom section, and we just happened to glance over to see that EVERY SINGLE CONDOM WAS GONE. What was also disturbing is that there seemed to be a very small amount of laytex gloves, like one box was left.
STRANGE.
Underwear Gremlin
I swear, I have one in my house.
He goes through my laundry at night, takes my underoos, and probably is using them to clothe some 3rd word gremlin country with them.
That bastard.
I hate using ration panties.
Oh, Harry Potter Fan fiction
From time to time, I read hp fan fiction in order to find gems like this:
“Wait,” Ginny said suddenly, “why would he have to die?”
“Just a sec, I haven’t found it yet.” There was a long moment of silence as Hermione’s eyes darted across the page. “Oh.”
“Oh?” Harry asked. “What’s ‘oh?’”
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why do i love fancy bathroom equiptment? →
Random Overheard College Quote of the Day
This one was overheard by my boyfriend, but just as awesome
“Damn girl, I was BANGIN when I was pregnant My tits looked hella fine!”
Random Overheard College Quote of the Day
a slightly chubby male walking with his tall, unshaven friend, both clad in jean shorts
“…and all of the sudden BAM. Gay sex. I mean, I didn’t mind, I was all heeeeeey, but it was just a little weird after the fact, you know?”
Hey there, math class
THANKS FOR FUCKING ME OVER AND RUINING EVERYTHING.
NOW I HAVE TO DROP YOU AND GET A W ON MY TRANSCRIPT WHICH DOES NOT HELP SEEING AS I HAVE ALREADY SENT TRANSFER STATEMENTS TO 3 DIFFERENT SCHOOLS WHICH COST 55 DOLLARS EACH, WHICH IS MONELS THAT I DON’T HAVE.
Fuck this, I am going to pack my things in a small satchel, become Link, and save Zelda for my living.
Rupees, here I come.
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